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#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue gives a glimpse at classic lines that could have been!/AaronWorthing/status/287362534338592768

Here at Twitchy, each and every post undergoes a rigorous 72-point inspection to ensure you get nothing but pure Twitter gold with every click. Any writer knows that the real work comes in editing and revision, as any peek at a first draft will prove. Twitter has provided the public a valuable resource tonight, then, as people share these previously unheard lines of #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue. It makes you appreciate the classics even more when you know what could have been.

“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of ass.” #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) January 5, 2013

“Am I looking at myself?” – Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Steven (@SparkLHorse) January 4, 2013

“I don’t care about what you just said.” -Rhett Butler to Scarlett O’Hara in “Gone With the Wind” #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) January 4, 2013

“Rules number one and two are both you do not talk about Fight Club.” #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Jeff Alexander (@mgiant) January 4, 2013

“Forget it, Jake — it’s Los Angeles.” #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— dj assy geoff (@mattfraction) January 4, 2013

“If you build a baseball field here, ghost players will come and play baseball here. Like famous ones.” #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Jeff Drake (@hatethedrake) January 4, 2013

“We’re gonna need a smaller shark.” #awfulfirstdraftdialogue

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) January 4, 2013

“Say hi to this machine gun.” #awfulfirstdraftdialogue

— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) January 4, 2013

#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. It ends up killing your dog.”

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 4, 2013

I will order the samesandwich the loud woman faking an orgasm just ordered. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 4, 2013

“My God, it’s full of…weird sparkly things.”#awfulfirstdraftdialogue

— Troy Baker (@TroyBakerVA) January 5, 2013

Frankly my dear, you can talk to the hand. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) January 5, 2013

#awfulfirstdraftdialogue There’s no crying in baseball. Well maybe sometimes like when you lose but for the most part not really so stop.

— Remsterdam (@RemickBenice) January 5, 2013

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like a gelling agent mixed with a petroleum fuel. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Harry Pavlidis (@harrypav) January 5, 2013

I’m going to offer him an business option that he will hopefully accept because he’d be crazy not too! #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Juan Nieves (@ecuamerican) January 5, 2013

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. On average it was justOk. #awfulfirstdraftdialogue

— Jane Samuels (@JaneSamuels) January 5, 2013

Yippee Kai-Yay, lover of women who have given birth. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Richard Clark (@zipyrich) January 5, 2013

What do you mean “runny,” runny how? How am I runny? Like eggs? #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) January 4, 2013

Can you land this plane? / You can’t be serious. / Don’t call me serious. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Sky Kalkman (@Sky_Kalkman) January 5, 2013

#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue “The problems of two people of any size don’t amount to an anthill, with thousands of ants doing ant things.”

— Wayne A Schneider (@WayneASchneider) January 5, 2013

Thank god we have those memories of that time we spent in Frances capital#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Jim OBrien (@jimobrienha) January 5, 2013

Nobody puts Baby into that part of the room. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— bryan von (@alifeinwords) January 5, 2013

#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue I feel the need…..The need for going as fast as necessary but not so fast as to be dangerous!!

— SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) January 5, 2013

#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue so Batman comes out and he’s like “I’m Batman” and the Joker’s all “you need me” or whatever and then they fight.

— Vero Possumus (@teachermansopus) January 5, 2013

That’s still better than “Batman and Robin.”

#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue You had me at the moment you walked in the door for the first time and I thought you were really good looking.

— barnaby slater (@barnabyslater) January 5, 2013

#awfulfirstdraftdialogue Snakes. Why did I have to have a pre-established phobia about snakes? Especially here, where tons are present.

— Guy Patton (@guylarious) January 5, 2013

#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue That’s not a knife. Well it’s a knife, but it’s a very small one. This one is bigger.

— Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn) January 5, 2013

I will INDEED show you the money good sir. Or my name isn’t Jerry McGuire. #awfulfirstdraftdialogue

— Sam Reich (@samreich) January 5, 2013

Release me from your grasp you well groomed simian capable of speaking English! #awfulfirstdraftdialogue

— Alby Cam (@acishere) January 5, 2013

“You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?””Yes.”#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— William Bibbiani (@williambibbiani) January 5, 2013

I haven’t even clicked on it yet but I am already a big fan of the hashtag #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

— Tobias J Wilson (@tobiwilson56) January 5, 2013

What are you waiting for? Click it!

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