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Christmas comes early: Jose Canseco mulls run for governor

http://twitter.com/#!/MonicaCrowley/status/207484386411692032

Jose Canseco is mulling a run for governor. No, really. We know; our sides are aching too!

More from Politico:

“Can a cuban born american be a mayor or governor in new england?” Jose Canseco mused on Twitter on Monday. Because “I am here to help and want to do good for all the people,” the former MLB slugger who is now playing for the Worcester Tornadoes announced.

“Taxes in andover and streetlites in fitchburg seem to be two problems. what else needs fixing?” he asked.

Canseco heard complaints about air quality, overdue road repairs, lack of dog neutering and poor funding for fire and police departments in various parts of Massachusetts.

This isn’t the first time he has thought about running for office. This is actually a step down; he previously contemplated a run for president.

His campaigning began in earnest on Twitter.

Can a cuban born american be a mayor or governor in new england ?

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

I am here to help and want to do good for all the people

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

He feels your pain and is here to help, Massachusetts!

TAxes in andover and streetlites in fitchburg seem to be two problems what else needs fixing ?

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

Taxes and streetlights. Problems. Solved.

@WrightRyan hug for u

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

Plus, hugs for all!

I have now learned of air quality problems in Sudbury ,lack of dog neutering and road repair everywhere ,and lack of $ for FDs & PDs .More?

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

Lack of neutering is the pressing issue of our time. Just ask Bob Barker.

I will make it possible to turn right on red in Danvers and will bring hispeed internet to Braintree and solve the power outage in Fenway

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

Well, then. Game changer.

Who are the haters screwing with the teachers in Leominster I need to slap them teachers are gold

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

He has to work on his “new tone.”

Politics is easy if you use your ears and not your mouth .Just listen you goverment morons listen

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

I want to run for office

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 29, 2012

Hey, he’s got the politically correct “green” thing down and totally has a way with the ladies, unlike mere mortals. Shockingly, some are still upset by his political aspirations.

Yes We Canseco! #ugh

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/C2thedub4/statuses/207489510165061632

But many on Twitter are simply having a ball with the news. #CansecoforGovernorSlogans results in hilarity.

Restoring chemically enhanced natural law to the Bay State. #CansecoForGovernorSlogans

— Garrett Quinn (@GarrettQuinn) May 29, 2012

RT @CouncilorElder: vote for me and EVERY september will be chicken and beer month #CansecoForGovernorSlogans

— David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein) May 29, 2012

I'm the only candidate in the race that's endorsed by all my castmates of The Surreal Life #CansecoForGovernorSlogans

— Matt Elder (@CouncilorElder) May 29, 2012

Governor? I've testified under oath, perjured myself, and was almost indicted! Screw Gov, I should be Speaker! #CansecoForGovernorSlogans

— Ryan Fattman (@RyanFattman) May 29, 2012

Who needs gun control when you've got guns like these? #CansecoForGovernorSlogans

— Garrett Quinn (@GarrettQuinn) May 29, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/29/christmas-comes-early-jose-canseco-mulls-political-run/

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